Princesses and Dancing Shoes

She has worn the same dress 5 days in a row. Only once have I been able to steal it long enough to wash it.

She thinks it should be appropriate to wear a t-shirt and tights. Nothing else. I have tried every way possible to convince her tights are not pants but even, we can see your underwear, does not faze her. 

She goes by the name of Yesta quite frequently.

Yesterday she was being a baby kitty and so she HAD to eat with her hands and have a pacifier.

It is a crime, and has been known to reduce her to a crying heap on the floor, if her skirt does not twirl because she has had to put pants on underneath it.

When she is being Yesta she won't answer to anything but, Yesta.

Her shoes have specific uses and can only be worn when she is doing these things. For example, her tennis shoes are for running and hiking and she does not like to wear them for any other purpose, say, just walking. Her black shoes are for dancing, and she can only dance if she is wearing them. Her clunky pink sandals have also been labeled dancing shoes and look great when worn with socks.

 She likes to play Princess, but in order for her to play she has to have someone be the dad. Apparently you can't be a princess without a dad. (She can be very insightful without meaning to sometimes)

Everything is a baby to her. Any of her toys, playdoh pieces, chicken nuggets, rolled up pieces of paper, etc...and she does not take kindly to her "babies" being thrown away.

She brushes her teeth 5x a day because she is in love with her bubblegum flavored toothpaste.

She considers some things too soft to wear or use as a blanket. Also, if she has something soft on she can not use a soft blanket because it will be, too soft. The same goes for things that she labels too rough but those I understand.

She measures size by feet. Not feet as in 12 in, but feet as in what is attached to the end of our legs. So on a day she is big enough to do something I know it because, look how big my feet are! Anytime she is smaller than something we know because, look at my yittle [little] feet.

She thinks the moon follows her. When we are going somewhere and the moon is following her she worries that others will not be able to see it. Because it is with her.

Almost three months after Christmas she still tells me as we pass a toy or hear of a movie that she would like that for Christmas.

Any day previous to the present one is yesterday. Remember yesterday when we went to the zoo? That was so fun! (Happened 2 weeks ago). Yesterday, when I was a baby, I used to play with this toy. This also holds true for future tense. It is all tomorrow, or as she likes to say, tomollow.

She is her own person, to say the least. There is no one else I know quite like her.